So, why would people ever own dogs if they can’t train them to be an acceptable fucking part of society. No, your dogs should not lick every human hand/foot/face that comes in close contact. No, they should not be allowed to jump up on men/women and annihilate their balls/boobs. No, it’s not okay for them to lick the clean dishes as one is emptying the dishwasher AND NO, IT’S ESPECIALLY UNFUCKINGACCEPTABLE FOR YOUR DOGS TO BE ALLOWED FREELY IN AND OUT OF THE HOUSE TO BARK AT EVERYTHING THAT MOVES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

I don’t like stupid dogs with stupid owners.

Especially those wiry black haired dogs that look like a giant pube and slobber all over everything.