March 2012
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This just in:
I am not intelligent enough to right a press release.
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Guys, I’m writing my first press release today, wish me luck. :/
February 2012
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sarahahboo:
MSTRKRFT - Fist of God
Oh the...
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Some genius put a meat smoker in a room with poor ventilation and now this whole place smells like the Mesa Verde and I smell like a campfire. Gross. There’s also a possessed DJM 800 on the table flickering through the effects and loop roll all by itself.
I’m just waiting for 1. the smoke alarms to go off, or 2. this mixer to come to life and bite my head off.
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Holy shit you guys, I forgot to tell you… JUSTICE IS COMING TO RED ROCKS HOLY FUCK.
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“Mastered for iTunes??? Are iTunes consumers completely retarded? A 256K AAC is...”
– Henry Oakley
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I want a fucking pizza.
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Hahahah fuck you snow, I’m leaving for Australia tomorrow.
Anonymous asked: All dogs are devils. They might be cute. But nope. Cats all the way.
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I seem to be doing a lot of ranting lately...
So, why would people ever own dogs if they can’t train them to be an acceptable fucking part of society. No, your dogs should not lick every human hand/foot/face that comes in close contact. No, they should not be allowed to jump up on men/women and annihilate their balls/boobs. No, it’s not okay for them to lick the clean dishes as one is emptying the dishwasher AND NO, IT’S...
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“People are so fucking dumb. Nobody reads anymore, nobody goes out and looks and...”
– David Bowie (via nirvanajunkie)
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Anonymous asked: 27
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Send me a hockey player's number and I'll say the...
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“We’re going to a rugby game not a fashion show” - my friend
Fuck you I do what I want!
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